The Trip from HELL

It waS a great wedding. I'm happy for E2 (Eric and Emily). A nice simple country wedding, out in the sticks. I liked it, it was different than what I'm use too. But like I say different isn't all that bad, it's just different that's all. It was all great. Today well that's a different fucking story. It stared out great this morning, the train was on time, we left Mattoon right around 930am. Then right around the outskirts of Chicago Land the shit hit the fan and did it ever. It started with the fucking weather, the storms that were down south a few days before, well now it was in Chicago, and they were bad. We got into Union Station and I was like fuck, I'm going to have walk in this shit, well I didn't! My friend Eane (don't really know how to spell his name so he is just going to be E) was there to greet me! That was so fucking cool! We put my shit in his car and walked a few blocks to go and get so good deep dish pizza, but it was WAY to fucking much money, so we crossed the street and had Jimmy Johns! I love JJ's it's so damn good and it's based in downstate IL, so there's a shit load of them around! After JJ's E n I walked back a few blocks to his car and drove to Midway. That's when the real fun began! To make a long story short, the 1330 plan was rerouted to Indy, so it didn't get in 2 Midway till around 1900 and I was bumped to that fight, which I was like DAMN that's the shits! Then I come to find out that my bag, well is on my first fucking flight. Now here I am sitting in a damn McD's outside CMH, stealing I mean brewing WI-FI from the Baymount Inn next door at 2330 at night waiting for my damn back, but if I hadn't been bumped up, I would have been at Midway for over 8hrs, waiting for my damn flight and bag. So at least this way it;s fucken split between CMH and Midway and I got Trogg to have fun with me! That is all I got to say about the day from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!